As Texans, we’re no strangers to the slips and snarls of our state’s leadership. This year, however, we were especially frightened by the far-reaching turmoil unleashed by Texas’ three heads of state: Gov. Greg Abbott, A.G. Ken Paxton, and Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick. Taking inspiration from Cerberus, the guard dog of Hades, we invite you to transform into the Lone Star State’s three-headed (albeit graying) hellhound.

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